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I count my happy things,  but I find many things to complain about.  The world is by no means perfect, but things have been much worse.  There was a time not so long ago,  when only a king or a queen could have a hot bath on a regular basis.

Let us not squander our energies on minutiae. What will we do when prom queen Becky is carried off by the drooling psychotic school janitor?  Or fast Brad bites it on dead man's curve?  I worry about being too happy.  I don't want to jinx it. 

 

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Cycling Rant

 

Due to the lack of adult cycling from 1935 to 1965,  very few people actually know how to cycle properly and safely in traffic.  Like,  you drivers have never noticed that, eh ?  Check out an Official Bicycle Riders Manual.

Bike riders have the SAME RIGHTS and RESPONSIBILITIES on the roads as any other driver.  Be polite,  follow the rules, and share the road.

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Avoiding large high speed roads is a good idea.

Most drivers just do not know that a bicycle is allowed on the road.  If you ride your bike legally on a large high speed road,  most people will consider you suicidal.  Get a good insurance policy.  If you really are suicidal,  this is a good way to get your surviving family big money.  This only works if you follow the rules of the road.

Be careful to follow all traffic laws.  Maintain a nice straight, predictable line, in your lane.  The law requires the bicycle to stay as close as PRACTICAL to the right edge of your lane.  This does NOT mean "hug the curb".  Give yourself enough room to operate safely !  Stay at least 3 feet away from parked cars in case a door opens unexpectedly.  You should never have to swing left to go around an opening car door.  Remember the rear passenger of a parked car does not have a mirror to see you, and drivers who are parked cannot be bothered to look for you.

Ring your bell to warn people you are coming.  A bell or horn is legally required on your bike.  You can even get large air horns which are louder than a car horn !

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 If a lane is too narrow for a bike and a car to travel beside each other,  hog more lane.  Force the cars to change lanes to pass you.  It is the only safe way to do it.  If you try to "help them out" by hugging the curb,  they will be tempted to squeeze past you.

Don't worry about a hit from behind.  Getting rear ended is very rare if you follow a predictable straight line in your lane, just like all other vehicles.  When traffic comes to a stop,  stay behind the vehicle ahead.  Do not pass on the right or "park" against the curb.  Simply stop in your correct lane position.  You have a right to be there.  Do not be intimidated.  If you move to the curb when traffic stops,  you must get permission to resume your proper lane position.  You are in effect merging to the left each time you leave the curb.  You are tempting the vehicle behind to squeeze you off the road.  Don't tease the harried drivers like that !

Wear a black and white helmet with a badge like shape on the front.  An authoritative look works wonders.  This may be a bad idea when dealing with the anti-social personalities.

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Display confidence and good judgment.  Make eye contact and communicate with other road users.  Most people really do not want to call attention to themselves by messing with a cyclist who is clearly in control and operating completely legally.

If a lane is marked right turn only,  use the first lane on the right that is marked for straight through traffic.  Never try to go straight in a lane marked right turn only.  The exception to this rule would be at a bike legal freeway exit.  At these exits you are require to dismount and become a pedestrian to safely cross the freeway off ramp.  This can be done at any intersection with a right lane exit.  If you feel more comfortable,  move off the road to the right by signaling a stop and walk across the exit lane at the marked pedestrian crosswalk.  Many freeways do not allow vehicles incapable of at least 40 mph.

A similar method is very effective for left turns.  Stay right and cross to the far side of the intersection.  Then walk left as a pedestrian and rejoin traffic flow when it is safe.  Never enter the traffic flow unless you check your left rear first.  Get a mirror to help keep an eye on your rear.  Don't trust others to look out for your safety.

Dismounting and becoming a pedestrian can be a wonderful tool to get you safely past obstacles in the urban environment.  Do not be afraid to walk beside your bike for a moment if it will get you safely on your way.  Remember a mounted rider has no right of way in a crosswalk.  Become a pedestrian for a moment,  have a drink, a fresh piece of gum, and carefully rejoin the traffic flow when it is safe.  Using crosswalks can provide you with some wonderful new routes to your destination.  Use fun routes which are not possible with a car.

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This is one of the most common and annoying mistakes that cyclists make:

When the traffic flow stops for any reason, like a red light for example,  resist the urge to pass on the right side.  Passing is done on the left.  If you continually pass on the right at red lights,  do you think those same vehicles will pass you safely ?  If traffic flow stops or slows,  follow the rules and flow with it.  Keep your proper lane position and stay behind the vehicle ahead of you.  Other road users will usually respect your safety if you follow the rules.  If they do not, they will pay the penalty.  Be sure you are the one in the right.  

There are many drivers out there who are operating in a temporally insane condition.  Heavy city traffic can be very stressful and frustrating, especially when a driver is running late.  If you break traffic rules,  one of these time bombs may one day take you out.  If you break the rules,  you or your surviving family will not get a dime.  The driver of the vehicle which kills you may even sue your family for mental duress caused by your unlawful actions.

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Better yet,  use quiet alternate routes !

Use a map to plan back road routes.  Transit Bus routes are usually excellent.  Why put up with high speed/high volume traffic when quiet peaceful routes are available nearby?

If you do ride on the sidewalk to get past obstacles,  you give up your rights as a vehicle and you have no rights as a pedestrian.  To get rights as a pedestrian you must get off your bike.  Think about it.  Walking your bike for that first 6 feet of the crosswalk can be the difference between life of death.  Also if you are walking,  you have all the many wonderful rights of the pedestrian.  While walking you may collect millions if injured.  If you think you have pedestrian rights and privileges while riding  in a crosswalk,  you will be lucky to be sadly surprised,  when the police deliver to your hospital bed, a ticket for riding on the sidewalk.  You will also be sad to find you are not entitled to those millions of dollars because you were not a pedestrian at the time of the accident.

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Breaking the rules to make your ride safer only works if you know what your rights are.  Don't expect to be treated like a pedestrian when you are riding on the sidewalk, across crosswalks, alleys or driveways.  These are places where cars cross the sidewalk to reach the larger roadways.

The reason you are not allowed to cycle there soon becomes obvious if you exceed  walking speeds.  If the sidewalk has many blind spots where cars can appear unexpectedly,  you must slow to walking speed so you can stop quickly.  Anyone walking on the sidewalk has the right of way,  you are illegal on your bike unless you have small child size wheels.

Designated bike trails are a completely different story.  You will notice there are very few of the hazards noted above on a multi use trail.

Use normal sidewalks only to get past large high speed roadways.  Sidewalks can be very dangerous if you think you have pedestrian rights.  You have no rights when riding on a normal sidewalk.  You are completely illegal and may get a traffic ticket delivered to your hospital bed.

 

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i simply must fly

smell my elbow

i have a bad itch

 

Grant MacEwan Community College - Edm Ca

Updated Sunday, February 16, 2003

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